Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton

Mexican tap water;
* A rattlesnake with a "Pet Me" sign;
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection;
* A fart when I have diarrhea;
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice;
* Pills offered by Bill Cosby;
* Michael Jackson's doctor;
* An Obama nuclear deal with Iran;
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle;
* Gas station sushi;
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan;
* Brian Williams' news reports;
* Loch Ness Monster sightings;
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton.