Wednesday, September 17, 2014

IRS AUDIT

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. 
IRS AUDITOR: "I need to know how much you pay your employees
". 
Boat Owner:  "Well, there's  Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years and I pay him $1,000 a week plus room and board.  Then there's the mentally challenged guy.  He works 18 hours a day and does 90% of the work.  He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life and occasionally he gets to sleep with my wife". 
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". 
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What do you want to know"?