Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind:

 
I had amnesia once---or twice 
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? 
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy 
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. 
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? 
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them. 
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, 
he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. 
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. 
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 
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My weight is perfect for my height--which varies. 
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. 
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How can there be self-help "groups"? 
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? 
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man 
who can't get his pants off. 
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Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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