Friday, March 23, 2012

THE WISDOM OF WILL ROGERS


                        

         "Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than

puttin' it

back in."



          "If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every

now and

then to make

         sure it's still there."



          "If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try



ordering somebody

         else's dog around."



          "After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he

started roaring. 

         He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...  The

moral:

When you're

         full of bull, keep your mouth shut."



          "Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."



          "There's two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither one

works."



          "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do - -  is

stop

digging."



          "Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco."



          "It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep."



          "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and

put

it back in

         your pocket."



          "Don't squat with your spurs on."



          "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes

from

bad

         judgment."



          "Never miss a good chance to shut up."



          "Always drink upstream from the herd."



          "When you're throwing' your weight around  -   be ready to

have it

thrown around by

         somebody else."



          "There are three kinds of men: 

            1.  The ones that learn by reading.

             2.  The few who learn by observation.

             3.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for

themselves."



          "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died

peacefully

in his sleep. 

         Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."



          REMEMBER --For every minute you are angry with someone, you

lose 60

seconds of
         happiness that you can never get back.

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