Da Beer Run and Common SenseKirk & Kay lived by lake in Nordern Minnesota. It
vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Kirk asked kay if she vould valk
across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him
for some money, but he told her, "Nah, yust put it on our tab." So Kay valked
across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake.
Ven she got home and gave Kirk his beer, She asked him, "Kirk, you alvays tell
me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn't you yust give me some money?"
Kirk replied, "Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I
vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet."