Wednesday, June 12, 2013

25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS

 
1 - Indecision is the key to flexibility.
 
2 - You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 
 
 3 - There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
 
4 - Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
 
5 - Nostalgia isn't what it use to be.
 
 6 - Sometimes too much drink is not enough. 
 
 7 - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. 
 
 8 - The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. 
 
  9 - Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. 
 
 10 - Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. 
 
 11 - Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. 
 
 12 - Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 
 
 13 - Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. 
 
 14 - I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. 
16 - All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
 
17 - If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.  
 
 18 - One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday. 

19 - By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.  
 
 20 - Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 
22 - There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 
 
 23 - This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it. 
 
 24 - Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
 
25 - The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.
 
 
. . . so here it is before I forget about it! I'm getting much better about my forgetting as far as I can remember.
 I hardly never remember anything any more, I think.
 

No comments:

Post a Comment