Thursday, August 8, 2013

A Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.  
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. 
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.  
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, 
  I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker
and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground. I yelled,   "Now, back off or I'll kick the schitte` out of all of you!" 

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" 

"Couple of minutes ago." 


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