Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Romantic Text Message

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, ...send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I Love You."


The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet -- Please advise."

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