".The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.IRS AUDITOR: "I need to know how much you pay your employees
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years and I pay him $1,000 a week plus room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works 18 hours a day and does 90% of the work. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life and occasionally he gets to sleep with my wife".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What do you want to know"?