Monday, June 15, 2015

No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile

An elderly couple was celebrating their fiftieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Gary had carved I love you, Wendy.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Wendy quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!
Gary said, We've got to give it back.

Wendy said Finders Keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?

Wendy said, No.

Gary said, she’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Wendy said, Don't believe him, he’s getting senile

The agents turned to Gary and began to question him. 

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.

Gary said, Well, when Wendy and I were walking home from school yesterday ...

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, We’re outta here!

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