Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Seniors: HINTS ON HOW TO STAY HEALTHY

An inspiration to us all.
 As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world.
It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
 
HAROLD SAYS: "I've often been asked,
What do you do now that you're retired?
Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering
background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine.  It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling.  I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
Harold is an inspiration to us all.
 
Seniors:
Hints on how to liven up your idle hours...
 
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
At Lunch Time,
Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
Watch ' em slow down..
 
On all your check stubs, write
For Marijuana.

Skip down the street,
Rather Than Walk and
See how many looks you get.
 
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
with a serious face.
 
Sing Along At The Opera.
When The Money Comes Out of the ATM, scream
'I Won! I Won!'
 
When Leaving the Zoo,
Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling
'Run for your Lives! They're Loose!'
 
Tell your Children over Dinner,
'Due to the Economy, we are Going to have to let one of you Go.'
 
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,
go to the counter and ask
where the fitting room is.
 

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