Saturday, April 30, 2016

TEXTING

An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was  more of a no-nonsense guy.


One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.  She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

”If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
" I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet.    Please advise."

Saturday, April 23, 2016

MY LATEST BOOK RELEASE AND IT IS ENTITLED THE LAST LETTER.


From her watery grave at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, the Titanic, yet today, guards secrets of the past. A woman reportedly died that fateful night when the Titanic sunk, and yet she lived until the year 1995. Why did she feign her death all those years ago, and now, after she’s gone, why is she trying to send a message to the living? 
This is an untold story of the Titanic that has been kept secret for over eighty years. THE LAST LETTER tells a tale of two people drawn together by the hand of a woman neither had ever met. Together, they set out to fulfill the unconsummated relationship of two people who met and fell in love over eighty years before. 
THE LAST LETTER is a moving account of enduring love, laced with humor and filled with the warm sentiment of eternal devotion. It touches the very heart of a relationship between a man and a woman, and allows us to see the tragedy and the happiness it brings.



http://www.amazon.com/Last-Letter-Scott-Fields-ebook/dp/B01EMNNWXM/192-6370919-4024406?ie=UTF8&keywords=the%20last%20letter%20fields&qid=1461419623&ref_=sr_1_1&s=books&sr=1-1


SENIOR GOLFERS

Two senior golfing buddies were also best friends.
When it was clear that Frank was dying, Joe visited him every day.
One day Joe said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's golf there."
Frank looked up at Joe from his deathbed and said, "Joe, you've been my best friend for many years.  If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."
Shortly after that, Frank died.
A few weeks later, Joe was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Joe! Joe !"
"Who is it," asked Joe, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Joe -- it's me, Frank"
"You're not Frank. Frank just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Frank!" 
"Frank, Where are you?"
"In heaven," said Frank. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Joe. 
"The good news is that there is golf in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies are here too. Even better, we're all young again. Better still, it's always Summer time and it never rains! Best of all, we can play golf all we want, and never get tired; and we get to play with all the Greats of the past.”
"That's fantastic," said Joe "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"
"You're in my foursome this Saturday"

Monday, April 18, 2016

A COWBOY FUNNY

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. 
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who
were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
Tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now,
back off or I'll kick the s*^# out of all of you!"
 

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago." answered the Cowboy!

Monday, April 11, 2016

THIS IS A LONG ONE BUT WORTH IT!

57 Cent Church                                
 

A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was 'too crowded.'
 
 
 
'I can't go to Sunday School,' she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.
 
 
 
 
 

Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship Jesus.
 
 
 

Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement buildings. Her parents called for the kindhearted pastor who had befriended their daughter to handle the final arrangements.
 
 
 
As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump.
 


Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish handwriting, which read: 'This is to help build the little church bigger so more children can go to Sunday School.'
 


For two years she had saved for this offering of love.
 
 
 
When the pastor tearfully read that note, he knew instantly what he would do. Carrying this note and the cracked, red pocketbook to the pulpit, he told the story of her unselfish love and devotion.
 


He challenged his deacons to get busy and raise enough money for the larger building.
 
 
 

But the story does not end there....
 
 
 

A newspaper learned of the story and published It. It was read by a wealthy realtor who offered them a parcel of land worth many thousands.
 
 
 

When told that the church could not pay so much, he offered to sell it to the little church for 57 cents.
 
 
 

Church members made large donations. Checks came from far and wide.. 
Within five years the little girl's gift had increased to $250,000.00--a huge sum for that time (near the turn of the century). Her unselfish love had paid large dividends.
 
 
 
When you are in the city of Philadelphia , look upTemple Baptist Church , with a seating capacity of 3,300. And be sure to visit TempleUniversity, where thousands of students are educated. 
 
 
Have a look, too, at the Good Samaritan Hospital and at a Sunday School building which houses hundreds of beautiful children, built so that no child in the area will ever need to be left outside during Sunday school time.
 



In one of the rooms of this building may be seen the picture of the sweet face of the little girl whose 57 cents, so sacrificially saved, made such remarkable history. Alongside of it is a portrait of her kind pastor, Dr. Russell H. Conwell, author of the book, 'Acres of Diamonds'.
 



This is a true story, which goes to show WHAT GOD CAN DO WITH 57 CENTS.
 
St. Theresa Prayer (cannot be deleted) 

REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. This is a powerful novena.
 
 
 
Just send this to four people and let me know what happens on the fourth day....
 

 
 

Do not break this, please.. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of reward.
 

(This is true)
 

(Did you make a wish?)
 
 
 

If you don't make a wish, it won't come true.. Last Chance to Make a Wish.
 
 
 

May today there be peace within..
May you trust your highest power that you are exactly where you are meant to be. 
May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.

Monday, April 4, 2016

MAYO CLINIC - DRINKING WATER

 
A cardiologist determined that heart attacks
can be triggered by dehydration. Good Thing To Know. From
The Mayo Clinic. How many folks do you know who say they
don't want to drink anything before going to bed because
they'll have to get up during the night?
 
Heart Attack and Water - Drinking one glass of
water before going to bed avoids stroke or heart attack.  
Interesting.......
 
Something else I didn't know ... I asked my
Doctor why people need to urinate so much at night time.



Answer from my Cardiac Doctor:  Gravity holds water in the
lower part of your body when you are upright (legs swell).
When you lie down and the lower body (legs and etc) seeks
level with the kidneys, it is then that the kidneys remove
the water because it is easier. I knew you need your minimum
water to help flush the toxins out of your body, but this
was news to me.
 
Correct time to drink water... Very Important.
From A Cardiac Specialist!
 
Drinking water at a certain time maximizes its
effectiveness on the body: 2 glasses of water after waking
up - helps activate internal organs


1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal - helps digestion

1 glass of water before taking a bath - helps lower blood
pressure

1 glass of water before going to bed - avoids stroke or
heart attack
 
I can also add to this... My Physician told me
that water at bed time will also help prevent night time leg
cramps. Your leg muscles are

seeking hydration when they cramp and wake you up with a
Charlie Horse.


Mayo Clinic on Aspirin - Dr. Virend Somers is a Cardiologist
from the Mayo Clinic who is the lead author of the report in
the July 29, 2008  issue of the Journal of the American
College of Cardiology. Most heart attacks occur in the day,
generally between 6 A.M. and

noon. Having one during the night, when the heart should be
most at rest, means that something unusual happened. Somers
and his colleagues have been working for a decade to show
that sleep apnea is to blame.
 
1. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin
once a day, take it at night. The Reason:  Aspirin has a
24-hour "half-life"; therefore, if most

heart attacks happen in the wee hours of the morning, the
Aspirin would be strongest in your system.


2. Aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest;
for years.

(when it gets old, it smells like vinegar).


Please read on.


Something that we can do to help ourselves - nice to know. 
Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve instantly on the
tongue. They work much faster than the tablets. Why keep
Aspirin by your bedside? It's about Heart Attacks - There
are other symptoms of a heart attack, besides the pain on
the left arm. One must also be aware of an intense pain on
the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating; however,
these symptoms may also occur less frequently.
 
Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during
a heart attack. The majority of people (about 60%) who had a
heart attack during their sleep did not wake up. However, if
it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep
sleep. If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in
your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water. Afterwards:
- Call 911. - Phone a neighbor or a family member who lives
very close by. Say "heart attack!" - Say that you have taken
2 Aspirins. - Take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front
door, and wait for their arrival and ........DO NOT LIE
DOWN!
 
A Cardiologist has stated that if each person
after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably
one life could be saved! I

have already shared this information. What about you? Do
forward this message. It may save lives!
 
"Life is a one time gift" (Let's forward and
hope this will help save someone!!!)