Monday, April 18, 2016


A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. 
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who
were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
Tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now,
back off or I'll kick the s*^# out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago." answered the Cowboy!

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