Monday, May 9, 2016

GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE!

Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 
when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So ...they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers,
past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, 
 
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railing'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" 
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . 

"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. 

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, 
the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, 

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. 
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."   

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. 
 

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