New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat. That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now The Alphabet:
A is for arthritis; B is the bad back, C is the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for flatulence and fluid retention, G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low; I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L is for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know..
W is for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y is for another year I'm left here behind,Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
HAVE A GREAT DAY !