Tuesday, May 16, 2017

A BANK ROBBER

 A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation!
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> > >             He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. He sees one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber walks over and calmly shoots him dead.
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> > >             Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.
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> > >             "Dida anyone elsa seea my face?" calls the robber. Then follows a tense minute of silence.
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> > >             An elderly Italian gentleman, tentatively raises his hand and says,   "I thinka my wife caughta a glimpse."
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