Wednesday, June 7, 2017

A FEW QUICK JOKES

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. 
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' 
Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' 

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' 
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.' 

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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,' 
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.' 
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.' 
'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.' 

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