Tuesday, June 27, 2017


Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight.

“I need to talk to President Trump right now, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary

After some cajoling, the President's Assistant agreed to go wake him up.

“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.

“A Supreme Court Justice just died, and I want to take her place,” begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary”, replied President Trump as he hung up.

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