Sunday, July 30, 2017

BUBBA AND EARL

Bubba and  Earl  were on vacation out of state, walking 
downtown, window shopping, and they see a 
sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 
each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Hey, Earl. Look here! 
We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em 
back to Georgia, sell 'em and make us enough 
beer money for a coup'la months."

"Just let me do the talk'n 'cause if they 
hear your accent, they might think we're 
ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to 
us.  Now, I'll talk in one of 'em slow Texas 
drawls so's they don't know we's from Georgia!"

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake 
Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them there suits at 
$5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 
pairs of them there trousers at $2.39.  I'll just 
back up my pickup and....."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll 
from Georgia , ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. 
"How come ya'll knowed that?"

"Because this here's a Dry-Cleaners."

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