went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska. He was driving along near a campground when he heard a frantic
commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat
wearing shorts, sandals, and an oldÂ 'Vote for Hillary' tee shirt.
was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about trying
to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers all wearing 'Go
Trump'Â shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into
the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious
Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three
loggers finished off the bear.
Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while
the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As theyÂ began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have
heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic Party supporters, but now I've seen with my own eyes that
this is not true.
As theÂ Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?Â
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "Its reported that he has
access to all wisdom".
"Well," theÂ other loggerÂ said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't know squat about
bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go
back to California and get another one?"