Monday, October 2, 2017

OLD MAN WALKING

Two medical students were walking along the street when they
saw  an old  man walking with his legs spread apart.  He was
stiff legged and walking slowly.

One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm  sure the poor old man
has Petry Syndrome.  Those people walk just like that.'

The other student says: 'No, I don't think so.  The old man surely
has Zovitzki Syndrome.  He walks slowly and his legs are apart
just as we learned in class.'

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.

They approached him and one of the students said to him:
'We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way
you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you   might
have.  Could you tell us what it is?'

The old man said:  'I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what
you two fine medical students think.'

One of the students said:  'I think it's Petry Syndrome.'

The old man said:  'You thought....... But you are wrong.'

Then the other student said:  'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.'

The old man said: 'You thought........ But you are wrong.

So they asked him:  'Well, old timer, what do you have?'

The old man said: 'I thought it was GAS......... But I was wrong!

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