Wednesday, May 16, 2018

CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS

 
Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited 
Until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God,  
But only as advisers. 

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It is easier to preach ten sermons 
Than it is to live one. 
 
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, 
But mosquitoes come close. 
 
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When you get to your wit's end, 
You'll find God lives there. 
 
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, 
Middle of the road, And back of the church. 
 
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Opportunity may knock once, 
But temptation bangs on the front door forever. 
 
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Quit griping about your church; 
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong. 
 
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If a church wants a better pastor, 
It only needs to pray for the one it has. 
 
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. 
 
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until 
he is dead.  So why should you? 
 
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Some minds are like concrete - 
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. 
 
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Peace starts with a smile. 
 
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I don't know why some people change churches; 
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? 
 
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em. 
 
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous 
 
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period. 
 
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. 
 
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Forbidden fruits create many jams. 
 
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God grades on the cross, not the curve. 
 
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God loves everyone, 
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' 
 
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 
 
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He who angers you, controls you! 
 
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats! 
 
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Prayer:  Don't give God instructions, just report for duty! 

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The task ahead of us is never as 
great as the Power behind us. 
 
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The Will of God never takes you to where the 
Grace of God will not protect you. 
 
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We don't change the message, 
The message changes us.
 
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You can tell how big a person is 
By what it takes to discourage him/her. 
 
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